Quizzes!

I used to be a quiz nut, but I haven't done any in a while.
I saw this little quiz on one of my friends friends site. Here's my result.

Who is your soul guardian? (Quizilla.com, by the way)
A demon watches over you. You may find yourself at times wishing those you dislike dead. Sometimes, you may find yourself being jealous. Anger can often get the best of you. You are a unique individual. Overall though, you are a kind person with a big heart. Your demon is always watching over you. Though a demon may seem like evil is watching you, it is not true. Your demon is on neither side; good nor evil. Your demon is on your side. Your demon is constantly protecting and guiding you down the right path for you in life.

Well, now. Isn't that nice. Jesus, I'm worse off than I thought.

Here's some from one of my faveorite sites, liquidgeneration.com

The Ultimate Star Wars Personality Test! (Take it, it's pretty fuckin' accurate.)
I'm Lando Calrissian.
I am dashing, debonaire, and- congratulations -a con artist! Despite my good looks, there's something slimy about me. I've betrayed people before and I'll do it again, if moneys involved or my life is on the line. Nice cape.

What type of drink are you? (embarassingly true)
Jack Daniels. I am a nice smooth glass of Jack Daniels. I am a cowboy of sorts. I view the world in black and white. I'm a risk taker, entrepreneur, and a completely angry drunk! I certainly like to get ass-wasted but I'm not a lush. Drinking Tip: If you hold a bottle of JD in your hand, you'll look like Slash from Guns and Roses.

What Horror Movie character are you? (please don't judge)
I am Annie Wilkes, from "Misery." I have an obsessive compulsive personality, and I have to have my way with everything. People would call me a perfectionist, but they call me anal retentive. (theres more but it's actually the furthest thing from being me)

What type of rocker are you? (Now this one is one of my faves)
Heavy Metal. I listen to bands like Metallica, Slayer and Pantera. (Slayer rocks!) I spend my days eating babies, murdering my parents, and worshipping the devil. Oh, and I love to bite the heads off small animals and spit them at friends. That is so damn cool!

Which movie hero are you? (Everyone wants to be a hero, nobody admits it)
Captain Jack Sparrow. In short, I act like a stupid drunk. I am lackadaisical, inept and aloof. Also, I talk wierd. Sometimes I am smart. There are some people that think I'm not a hero, but a self-interested douchebag. For the most part they're right, but I have a good heart.

How gangsta are you? (I damn near cried when I got the results)
Straight outta Compton. I'm the hardest mofo in the CPT. I put the izzle in shizzle. If a punkass bitch gets in my way, I choose to wax his ass and throw the smack down on his girlfriend. In short, I'm an O.G.- Original Gangsta

Which John Hughes movie character are you? (Fuck You, I dig the JH)
John Bender. I can easily be confued with a member of the Trenchcoat mafia. I'm a burnout, a smoker, a toker, and a joker. People don't take me seriously, but why should they? I don't take myself seriously. I fail in relationships because I refuse to show any heart, any emotion besides anger. I should fix this, or they'll tell the principal.

Which Marvel Superhero are you? (Oh yeah, I love being a hero!)
The Mother Fuckin' PUNISHER! When his family was killed in a crossfire Mafia shootout, Frank Castle put his military training to use- waging a one man war against crime as The Punisher. Castle reinvented himself as th scourge of the underworld. The mere mention of his name causes criminals every where to cringe in fear, because they all know The Punisher plays for keeps-- And someday he might come gunnin' for them.

That's all for now.